If you are looking for something different for the weekend
in central London then I have a top recommendation for you! Friday Night Freaks
at the Udder Belly Festival on South Bank.
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| picture from http://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/ |
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| Acts take place in the large cow tent! picture from http://loose-lips.com/ |
I went there Friday with the Boy and I got to say it is one
of the funniest things I have seen for ages! It is pant-wetting and
belly-in-stitches funny! It is a touch risqué and soooo not politically correct
so you need to go with an open mind and your banter hat on, otherwise don’t
bother.
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| picture from http://www.designmynight.com/ |
Some people clearly didn’t get the memo, as after the first
act, which was an excellent spoof of Nigella Lawson but in a burlesque routine,
one family on the front row left afterwards! Be warned before you go. To be
fair to the show, the family should’ve realised though as the show didn’t even
start until 10.45pm, so it wasn’t exactly going to be PG.
The stand up is “dirty comedy” with the funniest, dry
humoured and witty comics, spewing the most outrageous jokes that will leave
you with a hand-over-mouth-because-I-can’t-believe-you-have-just-said-that
giggle.
The whole evening is hosted by comedy duo, Bernadette and
Victy.
The sumptuous Bernadette, dressed in the most gorgeous black
jumpsuit with feathered shoulders (I want) hosts the evening, with her side
kick Victy, who is her one man/one woman band, who amps up the atmosphere with
her accordion and her tapping piano tunes.
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| Bernadette and Victy picture from http://www.tntmagazine.com/ |
I don’t want to give too much away but let’s just say be
careful not to give Bernadette any eye contact. The Boy found himself
speechless when she came over mid song (called “sexual tension”) and motor-boated him!
The 90 minutes are filled with stand up comedy, comedy
songs, entertainers and burlesque so you’ll be laughing and giggling nonstop
for the whole evening. A bargain at £15 for a ticket.
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| picture from http://www.redsevenleisure.co.uk/ |
Even if you don’t fancy a show (Udder Belly festival has
loads on) then just pop along for a drink as there festival area includes pop
up bars and eateries!
Go on, I dare you!
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